In yesterday morning’s ‘tweet’, US President Trump expressed his ongoing
frustrations with the Republican Congressional Party by tweeting: “when the Dem’s regain Congressional control, come 2018, I’ll have
no choice but to switch my Political Party affiliation back to the Democratic
tent”. The President went on
to say: “everybody knows I’m a
winner, and to stay a winner, I’ll do whatever it takes to make America great
again”. . . “No big surprise, it’ll probably gain me votes in 2020”.
Most political pundits theorize that since Republican President Trump
already controls a 27% voting bloc (8% of
which are registered Democrats); as a Democratic candidate in 2020, he’s
sure to gain an even larger voting bloc among the Dem’s; some predict as much
as an additional 33%. By combining his
Republican and projected Democratic voting blocs, analysists consider it
unlikely that Trump would have serious competition in a re-election bid.
Long time Trump supporter, Jeffery
Lord, called the pending party affiliation switch “simply brilliant”. Lord, you may recall was an aide to former President Ronald Reagan and has been a popular CNN commentator since
the summer of 2015. He’s also among the
few US Citizens who can fluently speak ‘Americanese’,
Trumps tweeting language of choice. 
Russian President Vladimir Putin,
in a rare interview with the BBC today, insisted Trump’s Party affiliation shift
is “my idea”. Putin said with a
terse smile “Trump must do as I say;
else I will annex Poland”. Later during the dialogue, Putin stated in
broken English that “Trump is my best Western
friend, and he will always be my little lzhetsy” (‘lzhetsy’— Russian
term for liar).
Who knows, with the help of a new
Democratic base, perhaps The Donald will eliminate that pesky term
limits “thingie” too!
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